I simply cannot this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of geese came out over a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe what just happened. This is insane, I feel I'm going to faint! Everything was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just here missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?